I'm still convinced everyone is wheels-off, but lately I'm one of them.
We watched Bridesmaid's over the weekend - anyone who has seen it knows it's hilarious - if you haven't seen it, it's like the Hangover for girls. Well, I was bawling like a baby. I tried to hide it from Kacy, but then it turned into the uncontrollable crying where your lips are quivering. Yeah, it wasn't a pretty site. Oh, and it didn't just happen once, it was about 4 more times through-out the movie. At first Kacy had this look on his face like - Oh f*ck, what did I do now - but once he realized he was in the clear his oh sh!t look slowly turned into this look of fear - like - this b!tch is crazy. I'm pretty sure he slept with one eye open all night.
So.... I'm not racist at all.... but something just isn't right with me & Chinese people. Every flipping time I go to get a mani-pedi I get asked if I'm still in high school. I know I look young, but seriously, high school? Normally I just blow it off - but now that I'm pregnant I feel like I have to defend myself. I get the "You too young have baby". I'm about to have a shirt made specifically for our bi-weekly trips.
- I AM 26 (I will be 27 on 6/13/12)
- I AM MARRIED
- QUIT JUDGING ME, I DID IT RIGHT THIS TIME, D@MIT!
- IF YOU OPEN YOUR FLIPPING EYES ALL THE WAY YOU WILL SEE MY WRINKLES
- WTF - WE AREN'T TEXTING - SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES
On a more positive non-psycho note....
Monday marked our halfway point :) Although, I'm pretty sure I'm either further along or giving birth to a 15 pound baby. I've been able to feel Brayden for the past 2 months or so, and last night Kacy was able to feel him as well. This little fellow never stops moving either. He moves the most when I eat Big Mac's - I think he loves them, others think he's fighting for his life to get away from it. Haters!
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